Greeks and Tenors

Journal entry #000: I hate diaries. I hate Ian’s long hair – it is so unbecoming. Maybe he should’ve worn the dress and veil during the wedding. I hate the wedding. My own daughter, doing it to spite me. (Did you know, the word “wedding” comes from the Greek word “jdfixwrycvn”, which means “Gus-does-NOT-write-in-diaries”.) I […]